I'm Jess
I'm 18, currently weird and APPARENTLY I talk too much.

All my fandoms send me into a deep shattering emotional journey where many feels cannot be handled

Quote of the day: There is always going to be someone waiting to hold your hand :)

Oh hey look it's my heart being trampled by Moffat....again
I ship way to many things and I am happy to go down in a ship war :D Also, Sorry for the Spoilers <3

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

(Source: huffylemon)

Oct 20th at 7AM / via: wholockedkelly / op: huffylemon / reblog / 51,889 notes

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

mamalaz:

The most heartbreaking thing about this scene is that I don’t think this is the first time Steve visited Peggy.

I got the feeling that he was a regular visitor, too.

Oct 20th at 7AM / via: wholockedkelly / op: mamalaz / reblog / 21,132 notes

theblackship:

icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

is this for real

(Source: nonchalantcroissant)

Oct 20th at 3AM / via: theblackship / op: nonchalantcroissant / reblog / 190,938 notes

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

(Source: ligghtwood)

Oct 20th at 3AM / via: flyingtowardsyourdreams / op: ligghtwood / reblog / 82,195 notes

captain-foulenough:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages. 

(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow)

thewintercroatoan:

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

BUT THERE’S A STORY WHERE A WOMAN “PROVED HER FAITH” BY WASHING JESUS’ FEET WHAT WAS SHE DOING OH GOD

DIDN’T JESUS “WASH FEET” OF HIS TWELVE FOLLOWERS???

NO HOMO JESUS

(Source: scottyspookmeup)

Oct 19th at 4PM / via: bigballofwibblywobbly / op: scottyspookmeup / reblog / 274,557 notes
terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

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terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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Oct 19th at 4PM / via: bigballofwibblywobbly / op: breadmaakesyoufat / reblog / 133,584 notes

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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(Source: queeralieninvasion)

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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Oct 19th at 4PM / via: stilesisnotonfire / op: oliviacarrion / reblog / 133,437 notes
baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

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baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Oct 19th at 7AM / via: wholockedkelly / op: thefakeoriginal / reblog / 85,980 notes
saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO

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saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)